The World According To Ben Stein

The Cheney's Don't Fall Far From The Tree!

Episode Summary

From Liz Cheney's betrayal to party and country, to the lack of visionaries in the conservative movement, in creating viable social media sites and platforms.

Episode Transcription

if i don't do it a lot it's not great it's  amazing i spoke to you about it two weeks  

ago sure i do it's to the greatest respect  i have no recollection of it whatsoever  

that's okay story of my life story of my life can  you recall the setting in which you discussed it  

yes i said ben do you want to join cameo but  we are live on youtube so i want to welcome  

everybody to the world according to that  man who's now on cameo ben stein you can  

hire ben to wish you a happy birthday  bar mitzvah i guess a memorial um i'm

if the price is right and um well  that's not but it's benched to the price  

yeah but the price is always right the price  is always right for ben stein and um we're a  

little slap happy on this oh sorry ben not at all  the price isn't always right at all i mean to say  

happy birthday for god you have to be crazy not to  wish somebody's mother happy birthday that's there  

you are and on that note welcome everybody  to the world according to ben stein welcome  

everybody in the youtube chat and um been having  a lot of issues with parlor's been down so you're  

not the only one if you've been having those  issues we are on rumble remember that rumble.com  

go to rumble rumble us uh rumble on sing that  song we are joined tonight from 931 wiubc bam the  

future of conservative talk radio rob kendall ben  how did you and lovett's become buddies because  

lovitz is my favorite uh years and years ago i had  a talk show on comedy central called turn ben sign  

on and ran for only three seasons and he was one  of our guests and he was a very delightful guest  

he had a broken leg when he came on he came on  in a wheelchair and he couldn't have been more  

pleasant and every very very individual i run in  him and i ran into a beverly hills hotel pool uh  

restaurant yesterday and he came over with another  man uh i think he was probably australian or new  

zealand new zealander and uh they told me about  this they said uh told me about it sounded great  

no problem at all and there you are and rob  your hair is looking amazing um it's it's like  

you are living proof of hair transplants  being a good thing and also let's welcome  

the man from the simplelifenow.com he's living  off the grid served our country for over 20 years  

simplelife.com now founder gary collins  god bless him god bless you thank you for  

being here and i just want to say i'm not on  cameo but i'll tell you to [ __ ] off for free  

and of course this show would not be complete  without actor writer provocateur saint sinner  

cameo what's it called again cameo cameo  aficionado lawyer but of course last but not least  

dr benjamin and i i might add that uh it's uh it's  a kind of amazing idea that's what this wasn't  

thought of just go up to uh well-known people and  ask them to call your mother-in-law it's just it's  

a great idea you get a little cut you're doing  great i mean it's it's it's it's brilliant it's  

absolutely brilliant and on that note it's  really great let's welcome benjamin jeremy  

stein america's humble servant and it is great i  hope a thousand people use it um you deserve it

what way more than i meant more than a  thousand people will call you i found you

but we'll see we'll see okay god bless you god  bless you this is we're so in the weeds about  

this i'm saying that would be amazing if a  thousand people signed up to hear from you  

that would be amazing um all right let's go for  ten thousand we're shooting for the moon over  

here on the world according to ben stein but i  want to get right to this let's get to this liz  

cheney thing if you people if you guys out there  are not familiar with this absolutely crazy story  

um liz cheney was behind the um op-ed  in the washington post on january 3rd  

that oh again did you remind us of that he's a  congresswoman from wyoming uh she is dick cheney's  

daughter um and that's pretty much all that could  be said about her she's a never trumper she looks  

like a miserable woman and a miserable person uh  i say that with all the sincerity in my heart not  

because she's gay not because she's dick cheney's  daughter but being dick cheney's daughter could be  

we know we not to go duck hunting with him but um  but i want to get to that she says the op-ed ben  

is she's got 10 defense sec former secretaries of  defense and i believe plus her father to because  

she was scared trump was going to use the military  that he wasn't going to give up power and he was  

going to use the military now we discussed  this and i found it ironic of of a cheney  

being threatened by using the military um because  they seem so adept at it but um you had an even  

further you got even angrier at this than i i did  so well i think it's one thing to use the military  

in a foreign war uh perhaps mistakenly and uh to  send them in harm's way uh for an errand which  

perhaps did not need to be done uh but uh to imply  that the president is going to use the military to  

seize power in the united states of america by  coup d'etat and in defiance of the constitution  

is simply unheard of it's just there was no there  was no reason for that letter to be circulated by  

those former secretaries of defense and there was  no reason for louisiana to stir that up it's just  

a complete fantasy on our part and is extremely  extremely traditional and a very basic doubt on  

truth on the constitution on the country as  a whole i have to say when my wife asked me  

about a few minutes ago uh her nurse said well  i guess just politics and i said no it's not  

just politics i think that's an issue of mental  illness no i think it's more i i think it's it's  

it's it's i don't want to say treasonous because  people throw that word around uh quite a bit it's  

not treasonous under the constitution it's just  a leg aiden coming to the enemy of time in time  

war that's in the constitution no no no yeah i i  i it's it's but here's the major issue rob kendall  

is more than that is where is we we constantly  talk about this but there are certain times  

when republican leadership is just so  abysmally absent that this is allowed to  

go on in the party a mini coup as you would say  in the within the party and nothing gets done

well i think it underscores that right now  in washington there are exceptions but by and  

large there are minimal differences between the  republicans and democrats i know there's a lot of  

republicans who were just fine with trump with joe  biden being in there because they they hated trump  

because he spoke for the people well i think it's  more than that i if i i was saying to my wifey  

karl marx a horrible horrible horrible human  being but not an idiot said all history is  

the history of class struggle uh and i think  this was class struggle this was the patricians  

the uh well-bred ivy league educated not  they have anything against that uh people  

against an upstart like uh trump although  he was ivy league educated too in part  

so uh it was a class struggle but where liz  cheney got off being the person who organized it  

as i say i think that has to do there's some issue  of paranoid schizophrenia they're just i'm not  

well i do buy dogs on db but i think there is and  you are a doctor and you are a doctor of laws but  

there there is some fairly serious mental health  issue there gary what are your thoughts on this i  

mean it it it's it was january 3rd he didn't  do anything unreasonable except not accept  

results he had never invoked any threat of  the military we had a year of evidence of  

him not imposing martial law in many cases  when he could have and probably should have  

in certain states and yet she is throwing this  around another salacious sick story um what are  

your thoughts i know your thoughts on the chanies  but what are your thoughts on this specifically  

they're good shots um that's funny but it's  i don't understand the trump hysteria i don't  

understand what he provokes in certain people to  make them lose their mind i mean they don't go off  

the rails the trump delusion syndrome is just it's  something as a guy who worked in law enforcement  

has many psychological courses and interrogations  it's it's something fascinating to watch watch  

people get so wound up over someone who literally  has very little power over them or anything and  

or trump derangement syndrome sorry but  for that what happens is what i believe  

is you don't want to upset i've talked  about the upsetting the apple cart right  

there is very little difference between  democrats and republicans today all they  

give two shits about is themselves enriching  themselves enriching their friends and basically  

raising cain i mean they don't do anything  think of what's happened recently and this is  

a weird example but we know for a fact we have it  documented now when they release the navy footage  

of the tic tac uh footage right of a ufo that  we could not identify it goes public the defense  

department releases it and then the intel or  defense intel committees only a couple people  

actually acts ask to be briefed on it these we  don't know what these are they're in our airspace  

and they're showing up fairly regularly that  paints a picture to you how disconnected these  

ass clowns are we have things inside of our  airspace in our country that we can't identify  

whether they're hostile or not and we don't know  what they are and the defense intel committee goes  

where's the next defense contract i  need to make some money i don't care  

i mean it's insanity we live i don't know what to  think liz cheney's an idiot i mean maybe her and  

aoc i am worshipping a memoir together yeah yeah i  know gary that's really mild for you just calling  

her an idiot she's an abominable per she's just  horrific and she always has been the thing is she  

always has been and she has been given a free pass  because of her dad and because she checks a box  

a couple boxes honestly yeah and and i don't care  what you are a shitty person's a shitty person i  

don't care but she's been given a free ride she is  she is a terrible person and i agree to do that to  

someone to do that to a standing president to make  that up of your own you got to be out of your mind  

of your own party out of your mind yeah no i think  she's i think she's out of her mind and and you  

see she is out of her mind and most of them are  out of their mind ben for years we've seen you you  

know you're the one that said we've seen a million  we've seen a million stories without evidence or  

proof and and the problem is we they're the  the last line of defense which is the media  

you know if you're if you turned on trump in any  which way whether it was romney whether it was a  

cheney whoever it was you you became the belle of  the ball for that moment and they think it's and  

they think it's it's going to be a lasting thing  not realizing that it's just a momentary lapse but  

you know it's because you were on their side  for a moment hey ben i have a question for  

you you were around these people for years and  you are a truly brilliant person yeah and i'm  

not a julian brilliant really brilliant person  you are you are the genius gum so yes you're a  

truly brilliant person i mean these people to me  strike me as some of the dumbest people walking  

the face of the earth one are they and two do they  recognize it what are these people like in person

well the best example i can give you is at  one point a certain president not mr nixon  

invited me to come to cabinet  meetings on a fairly frequent basis  

and i was just horrified of what i saw the  cabinet members secretaries of various departments  

were just extremely ordinary people like a  small town medium-sized city small businessmen  

and no more or less than that and uh the  uh the idea that a person is a great genius  

because he or she is secretary of defense  is just nonsense i'm afraid and the idea  

that a person is particularly smart because he  or she is a congressman i've a congresswoman  

i've already told you what mr nixon said about  that so many times i'm embarrassed to repeat  

it but i will but i will mr nixon said you have  to understand being that your basic republican  

congressman is not fit to be dog catcher so um i  don't um i mean they're they're not particularly  

fantastic really smart people but i'll  tell you what i except at yale law school  

and at columbia graduate school economy school  of economics dumb economics undergraduate i  

didn't see that many smart people anywhere in  my life i i haven't met that many smart people

i have a quick question for you after we get  back from this because it's it's it's actually  

i'm sort of fascinated by this line of uh subjects  so if you just tuned in you are listening to the  

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it's a very huge act i did not know it was until  yesterday at about one o'clock and there you are  

and uh but you can find ben on cameo if you want  a um a specialized birthday or voicemail i think  

that would be pretty cool if somebody called  your voicemail and said and you were able to  

say anyone anyone anyone would be an amazing i  think i'll do that one i'm going to go do the  

one you don't do that one um okay um just killed  it for me but um i want to ask you a question as  

is to get back after this so you've always known  that these people aren't smart that would that  

know some of them are very very very smart right a  lot of them are known but a majority a lot of them  

been so let's just say a lot of them and going by  what nixon said you could always george will us  

and say that story as many times as you please um  but when did you start really believing there's a  

difference between not being smart and being and  and being dangerous right i think i saw that matt

i saw that as a very young child  

and what i'm about to say here is going to  make some people here watching this have a  

heart attack but when i was a young young  young kid i saw that in the army mccarthy  

image because here was joe mccarthy who was going  around accusing various people of being communists  

and they were there was hardly anyone he accused  of being a congress who wasn't a communist  

and the whole media of america got furiously mad  at him jackson said what a dangerous person he was  

but he was finding communists in the government  and uh but the power structure just did not want  

to hear from an upstart farm boy from appleton  wisconsin about some of their fair-haired boys now  

i back up a tiny little bit and i'm sorry this is  ancient history but most of you are watching this  

there was a man named alger yes it was a very  high state department official some very bad  

stuff he passed on to the soviet union as a spy  for his other union caused the korean war uh  

nixon and mccarthy went after him especially nixon  and they were roundly criticized by the liberals  

and the beautiful people in the media they were  terribly criticized for that but it turned out  

algiers really was a communist my and when the  winona decrypts were released after the fall of  

the soviet union it was revealed that in fact for  a long time that the soviet union had had a number  

of spies in the state department so as perhaps  some in the white house under president roosevelt  

so uh so the idea that people could call someone  who's saying obviously the truth about something  

very very important called the call him a traitor  and a horrible scummy person occurred to me when  

i was really very very young and i had neighbors  when i was a child in silver spring maryland very  

nice people delightful neighbors really really  nice neighbors but they were communists and  

they would defend stalin and uh i would say but  stalin killed 30 million millions maybe more no  

he was advancing the class struggle he was  advancing towards the communist paradise  

i and these people were graduates of prestige  schools one of them had a very prestigious job in  

government before he had been out as a communist  i was seeing it all along i saw i saw it in spades  

as an older man with with uh teddy kennedy here  was a guy who was clearly not right in the head  

clearly a murderer clearly a drunk and yet was  applauded to the rafters by the left wing of  

the democratic party and in fact by the whole  democratic party and in fact by the whole media  

what was going on what on earth was going on and  i saw that over and over again i saw mcnamara  

a guy with astounding credentials as a boy wanted  to even have ford motor a huge job he did lie lied  

and lied and lied together deeper and deeper into  the vietnam war i saw a lot of dangerous people  

out there really really dangerous people i know i  mean it excellently said um i want to get to i'll  

i'll second that more get in depth in that in a  second but rob i want to ask you the same question  

more more on the line of your when you become  political and you be and you start having belief  

systems rob and you look up to certain people  you believe in party you're willing to to party

you're going up and you party hardy yeah because  there's nothing like says party like the grand old  

party and um and and um oh i got a good laugh and  and um and sorry that i made you cough at the same  

time we both are suffering from chest stuff um but  rob when did you was when did it become noticeable  

to you that what ben just brought up that there  is absolutely people believe in their job when did  

you realize they didn't care about you as you were  going to bed at night i'll tell you the exact time  

so i worked uh i was elected to public office i  worked for mike pence when he ran for governor in  

2012 and i was a firm believer mike pence could  sell ice to eskimos he's one of the greatest  

political orators of our time and i was all in  you you believed he was gonna storm the bastille  

when he was governor of indiana and i got in there  and i was hired as the pharmacy board director for  

the state of indiana and they sold me this bill  of goods if we want you in there because you've  

got a business background you've done great as an  elected official reforming government we want you  

to come in here and do this and on this specific  area of state government okay great when in there  

what you quickly realize is that the whole goal  of government is to keep the hamster on the wheel  

and that none of it really mattered and very  good that's that's really very good it's just  

to protect the guy in office and i worked there  for a year and it was the most miserable year  

of my public life it was horrific it was awful i  fought with my bosses all the time and you kept  

saying mike pence can't believe this because he's  something completely different on the campaign  

trail and then you realize it doesn't matter no  you're isn't exceptional but nixon did do things  

differently and trump did things differently  and reagan did things differently there's a few  

things differently yes there are a few but  yeah but we're talking about but yes and  

gary i want to get to you because you sir  20 you know you served 20 years and you  

must have believed in god and country or the  universe and country when you first signed up  

um also for whatever reasons you did when did  you really start losing your faith in the system  

uh fairly quickly i protected these idiots all  over the world and uh i had the privilege of  

seeing madeleine albright in a bathing suit which  i will never forget ah that's very very funny  

is that true or is that a joke nope that's dead  serious um and it was a prank she did it to me  

on purpose um it was a little thing she used to do  to new agents i guess yeah it had a lasting effect  

i still remember it to this day but i don't  know why bill clinton appointed her but go on  

i did a blog post on this uh about this today and  i've talked about it never never confuse morals  

a lack of morals for intelligence politicians  are really good at acting you can act i've met  

and doing protection details a lot of actors and  actresses from hollywood were around us especially  

the dalai lama when i was on those details and  what you would see is i would meet these actors  

and actresses in person and they were dumb as  a bag of hammers but i'd watched them play very  

good roles where they were very intelligent on on  the screen and that's what a politician is they're  

pretending to be smart even though they're morally  corrupt to the bone and it's it's it's easy to do  

when you when you're playing by a different set  of rules if i don't have a moral compass i can  

tell you anything that i want to to get you to  believe it me as a moral person i'm not going  

to do that to you i'm going to tell you the truth  so the truth is going to identify me for what i am  

if that makes sense to you it's a psychological  game it's what a sociopath does they they they're  

not very bright but they learn early on if  they lie and they can basically manipulate  

you they can get whatever they want and get you  to do things that you would never do otherwise  

it's how politicians act and we used to say [ __ ]  floats to the top and the reason is because these  

people if it wasn't for politics or being in  high levels of government they couldn't survive  

they wouldn't even be able to get a normal  paycheck they were so stupid and lazy most of  

them but they had no moral conscience that was  the difference okay so then that's just out of  

curiosity my dear friend gary where have you met a  lot of people who do have a good moral conscience

the people i see i i have a hard time and i grew  up in a small town and i'm still friends with my  

with the people i grew up with today  so i've always had a very small circle  

of people but where i met the most people who  were morally bankrupt and corrupt were in in  

politics and in the government to be honest with  you but i want to take some of that back because  

i met some of the most outstanding hard-working  dedicated individuals in the government as well  

but the game was rigged against them and i was  one of them it was very difficult i got told to  

lie on numerous occasions and i didn't do it and  it cost me dearly for not doing it but i would  

never cross the line i always said that i'll never  step over the line because once you do that's it  

it's done you can't go back um but you know  i think in i i met a lot of nice people in  

the military law enforcement and also small  towns you know small towns got their problems  

but you have to look everyone in the eye every  day you know in a small town you can't hide you  

know if gary's a jackass and he's at the drugstore  guess what people are on the corner going that's  

the dude he's a total douche everyone hates  him you know in a city you can disappear  

you can be a chameleon and just kind of  disappear i don't know uh i'm lucky i got  

good people around me hey i know ben stein ben  stein's a good guy rob kendall's a good guy judah

that's what they all say but  ben i want to get just one more  

funny guy gary i want to get this and i want to  get a one more follow-up on this ben you know

for years you there was no bigger defender  of the republican party than ben stein  

there was there was you've donated you've written  about it but you've also several inaugural balls  

they just just done yeoman's work just true  yum and patriotic work as much as you could  

do and obviously you serve presidents um so  you you have served our country well but but  

you've also recently and and i've noticed  this more and more your belief in this party  

um has become less and late less i've been very  very disappointed that they have not stepped up a  

during the trump attacks and donald trump  uh administration was one long smear and  

character assassination against him and i was very  disappointed the republican party did not step up  

in a much more aggressive way to defend him i've  been very disappointed uh during the election that  

they did not step up in a more aggressive way to  campaign for him i've been very very disappointed  

uh since the election but they have not stood  up in a more aggressive way to fight against the  

raging raging tide of socialism and extreme  racialism in america in which america is becoming  

the most racist industrial country since nazi  germany i'm i'm uh i i i'm stunned that the  

republicans are not standing up more against  the explicit racism of the biden administration  

that that really disappoints me very very  much the republican party was founded  

to be the party of being against racism  and now uh they are playing along with the  

democrats saying now the religious new civic  religion of america is the worship of race  

you know it's it's it's it's absolutely  it's absolutely frightening um the the lack  

of republican gumption the lack the the the and  and it goes back to what gary said and for years  

i know it was a big thing to  not rob kendall talk about the  

the military industrial complex yeah  but i think it's become pretty clear  

that so so it's it's weird and i i guess i'm  gonna ask you guys to chime in on this too so my  

generation is the one who went and fought in iraq  and afghanistan and i remember like very early  

on buddies of mine who went to high school with  some people college with they would come back and  

they would just be markedly different and i would  always ask them whether they you know seen people  

die they'd been involved in conflict and i would  ask them after i would visit with them for a while  

essentially saying what you went and fought for  wasn't worth the payoff and the payoff being you  

know all this colossal calamity and almost a  person they would they would say no and it's  

like those are the people willing to go and do it  and if they don't buy into it what why should any  

of us buy into it well i know i think i think  you've got a differentiator in here there was  

a big difference between the two gulf wars i mean  the first floor was i it seems you know even now  

very much worth fighting there would have been  it would have been terrible situation if iraq  

had monopoly power over the export of  petroleum that was a very very bad situation  

for the industrial world including  the united states the second one was  

completely unnecessary and uh i it's frightening  to think that we were told so many lies about it  

and uh it's just just terrifying what's  kind of amazing is as far as i know  

no one responsible for the second gulf war  was ever held accountable for it no none of  

that more and i and and and i'm not sure if i i  know i read this i'm not sure if this is accurate  

but wasn't saddam willing to allow yes i told you  that i read that just before the invasion of iraq  

he said look i see you guys being business i  don't think i can beat you uh here's what i'll do  

i will stay in power but you can have a brigade  or a division or any size american unit you  

want stationed in the presidential palace to  supervise me and make sure i don't do anything  

contrary to your wishes just let me stay there and  don't kill me and and bush didn't i don't think  

she even replied i mean that that that truly is i  mean and and here's always to the people listening  

i've known ben for a long time ben is one of the  most rational humans when it comes to many things  

especially with politics and when i hear ben stein  gary talking about the lack of accountability  

for that war which was started pretty much by the  republican party uh right dick cheney that there  

were no repercussions at all i when ben stein  gets on that it's it's it's sort of it's sort of  

a scary thing gary well i'll answer rob's question  when you go overseas and you're there what you do  

is the the blinders are taken off uh most these  corrupt politicians and people in power no longer  

hide what they're doing or can as much uh we used  to call what i did uh dip knack security service  

was called the diplomatic shopping service  because all we did was escort the secretary  

of state overseas to hand other people money um  and then they would go shopping it was bizarre  

it was the strangest thing you've ever seen but  also with the military-industrial complex as  

big as it is the warhawks that we have made more  millionaires and billionaires with our with our  

military-industrial complex than any country has  ever made any millionaires except for maybe russia  

but with that what happens is like dick  cheney dick cheney was hell bent because  

dick cheney saw money people forget the first year  of desert storm he got a 48 million dollar bonus  

from halliburton which he was still technically  the ceo of with no bid contracts that's insane  

that should have been nipped in the butt right  away and said sorry buddy you need to resign from  

your company you need to sell your shares you're  out you do not get to be involved instead he  

stayed in power and he got 48 million dollars the  first year and no one said [ __ ] about it no one  

and dick cheney literally killed tens of thousands  of people in the name of money he should be  

rotting in prison period i hate dick cheney i  do not like him i have never liked him i've been  

around these politicians again they have no moral  conscience we are nothing but pawns in their game  

gary i think i think you should get a shirt that  says beautifully said clap clap clap that was  

that's not but i'd love to see the link because i  always say it's hard to believe he was allowed to  

do that i never saw that story and if you believe  it i've known you long enough to trust you but  

boy i'd love to see that you should send it to  ben stein at aol.com but gary i want you to get  

a shirt that says it was well known that no bid  contracts were all through halliburton they wrote  

in a special uh rule within the war when they  when they declared war i don't even think they  

declared war officially if they i know they didn't  they never declared war yeah i didn't think so  

but it was written in that that hal burton  had the authority to to do no bid contracts  

it was insane it was together i wanted to get a  shirt that says i hate dick cheney on the back  

it says and liz too um and uh and on that note if  you just tuned in you are listening to the world  

according to ben stein apparently somebody has  a disagreement with us that they don't think we  

could talk about the soldiers or unless we've  served um by that metrics we can't talk about  

anything unless we've done that specific activity  so um i will not be talking about 99.99 pretty  

much i don't understand why that is i mean why  can't i explain the rationality i i i haven't  

followed up on his rationale yet but that's his  rationale um so no botany talk from me um but on  

that note if you just tuned in you are listening  to the world according to ben stein i would like  

to know what that rationale is i was briefly  in the navy my father-in-law was a lifelong  

military officer west point grad my grandfather  was in the army during the spanish-american war  

i know my father's in the navy and all over two i  i don't get why are we not allowed to talk about  

it i don't know i'll wait for his answer but on  that note if you just tuned in you are listening  

to the world according to ben stein i'm actually  fascinated by this conversation tonight it's a  

conversation i in my wildest dreams never thought  i'd have um uh because ben stein uh has evolved  

more than anybody i've ever met in my life  welcome awoke yeah you are no you're awake  

okay they're woke we're awake baby um you could  find us on uh uh apple podcast you can find us on  

uh parlor when it is working and you can find us  on vince at ben's email ben stein dot substance  

can i can i go back something a bit what does  it mean when you say parlor isn't working how  

can a giant okay we're about to get we're about  we're about to get into that um that was my you're  

stealing my rain my thunder but um uh parlor the  site is down the app is down it's been down it  

might be back up now i'm not sure my next question  is roger ailes rush limbaugh were pioneers in  

the land they saw an open like just like bugsy  siegel everybody saw sand and he saw millions  

and billions they were visionaries where the heck  are the social media visionaries in the republican  

party or the conservative movement we know that  there's money we know that there's really smart  

people why could they not get together ben or  and i asked pose this question to any of you  

and and and and and get a a a foothold there's 75  million americans that voted for president trump  

that is a huge market of people that you could go  after why are they not doing this i don't i do not  

understand it at all i don't understand because  i don't understand why there's no why there's no  

major newspaper that's aimed at conservatives i  mean the wall street journal has two pages that  

are but not reliably why is that well that's  a good question ben but it's a little sort of  

it it's it these days i i i'm not not saying  this in a joking way it's sort of an outdated  

format um the the written paper it's they're  they're sort of on their last legs but i go  

to you rob kendall why could we not figure what  is this about parlor being down you have these  

alt apps like gab and all these different things  why can't what is it that we cannot have our own  

um i don't want to say our own just just a  place where we could go i mean what is it  

well first of all let me say i love that ben still  has an aol email address that makes me very happy  

to know that uh bin is still using aol well why  should i change it no you shouldn't i think it's  

great that made my night to hear that um it's  interesting okay now hold on one second i just  

well let me respond let me just get to this guy's  response you talk about soldiers like you know  

why we serve what we do how we think you have no  idea um uh on those points unless you have done  

it i don't think any of us shared that except for  gary who actually served well with the greatest  

respect i spent a large part of my life talking  to my father-in-law and my uncle who are career  

military men especially my father-in-law and  i think i know very well why people serve and  

with all due respect uh the idea that you do and  i've spent so many years talking to them don't  

i think it is a bit uh which i say selfish  on your part or condescending or you're  

sort of narcissistic that we can't think of  a certain thing because we don't do it i just  

don't get that but that's i respect it thank you  for serving i respect your opinion we all do and  

gary served too and that's why i go to gary and  i defer to him on these things sometimes because  

sorry rob no no i think it's great and look  the story that i revealed is just my personal  

contacts of people that i spent a lot of time  at a lot of bars with who came home i mean it's  

you know that's their their story and maybe maybe  that person had a great time over there i i don't  

know i mean maybe they felt like it was a super  noble cause i struggle as an american taxpayer to  

think that the financial or human toll was worth  it but everybody's entitled to their opinion and  

thank that person for serving hey hey billy joel  wouldn't have any music if he wasn't able to get  

into other people's into other people's souls  and lives i mean he didn't work in allentown he  

uh he definitely wasn't a fisherman from downtown  easter alexa he never lived in leningrad um he uh  

uh you know and i could go down the list of he was  the piano man yes we know that but that's part of  

life it'd be a part of creativity is imagining  yourself in somebody else's shoes but i want to  

get back to this point gary collins it's like this  mass there's still the internet is still a vast  

you could there's so much room how come we can't  get a foothold in this space i don't understand it  

well the left the the the far left and the the  dippy hippies uh not the redneck hippies like me  

they own the technology so it makes it very  difficult for anyone who is not on their team  

basically to get in and we saw what they did with  parlor which was fairly shocking and parker got  

me basically got my website taken down because  i was getting traffic from parlor told you guys  

that story and then i was on coast to coast with  george norian we talked about whether the election  

was rigged at the same time and i got literally  my website got taken out and remember we we all  

agree on this show that it wasn't hey gary what's  up like in person he seems like a eccentric cat

what was that robert what is what is nori like in  person he seems like a like an eccentric fellow  

i've never met him it's always over you know  it's on the show i'm not there i'm not okay  

but so but here's the thing it's not an answer  because all of them are if rod if that was the  

metric roger ailes never would have created fox  news where are the pioneers we know all you need  

is servers all you need is brainiacs you've met  quite a few of them recently gary all you need  

is visionaries where the freak are our visionaries  i don't know i think we were asleep at the wheel  

i honestly do i think most people sat back and  they had a master plan they were very smart  

and they've been planning this for decades i mean  this originated in the 50s and 60s they had a plan  

uh you know the uh solinski's rules for radicals  i mean they've been playing they've been  

doing the playbook play-by-play we watched it  happen and we sat back and then all of a sudden  

we go wait hold on a second wait you can take  our websites down holy [ __ ] what was i thinking  

um but it's starting to change i know some people  who are in technology and it's starting to shift  

it it's starting to uh but they own a great deal  of the infrastructure they own a lot of the cloud  

um what are you gonna do a lot of the hosting's  on the cloud now so we gotta play catch up  

yes we gotta basically i don't even know what  we is anymore i'm just saying honest people who  

who believe in the who believe in absolute free  speech ben this is the point we're not asking for  

a republican website we're a republican search  engine we're asking for a free and fair search  

engine we're asking for free and fair sites not  sites that are for republican only just free and  

fair we had we thought that as one of the counties  said a few days ago that the supreme court  

had said that in certain situations the first  amendment applied against private persons who  

suppressed peace there's a wonderful case which i  believe our very good friend ben boychik sent me a  

wonderful case which seems to me to make it quite  clear that the supreme court should find that  

these enormous private behemoths on the internet  should be held to first amendment standards  

but our president supreme court has not seen fit  to do so i do not know why uh the supreme court  

is made up of men and women who are cowards and  sometimes brave just like everyone else but uh we  

seem to have run into a very timid supreme court  at this point yeah that's putting it mildly rob  

that we have a timid supreme court and i think  it's time that if we ever have the chance to  

get another supreme court justice in we not  listen to the federalist society um i i i i  

mean how many times can you listen to the same  jackass society and go insanity right it's doing  

the same thing over and over and getting different  results we have listened to the federalist society  

and it's like who the hell is the  federalist society it sounds good  

yeah and some of them have been very good it's  only sort of recently uh that we've had when  

we've had a very problematic chief justice that um  things have really shifted in a very worrisome way  

in terms of conservative issues coming for the  court i mean since mr roberts became chief justice  

the court has really not behaved not just in a  conservative way but like courts like courts of  

appeal usually do if there was a guy a human  being that summed up the bush administration  

wouldn't it be john roberts yes yes yes very  sad persona i think i mean i'm sure he has every  

reason to look for what he's doing he doesn't want  his house to be picketed his wife and children  

be threatened but uh that's not  supposed to be the way it is  

then leave it's part of the job but i also  want to bring this up about the bushes it's  

not just one bush it's both bushes both of them  made horrific concern horrific supreme court uh  

picks and the the the second one that was so  horrific and not referring to clarence thomas  

and god sorry clarence zombies i said i'm not  referring to clarence thomas i'm referring to  

the other guy that i can't remember his  name right now who decided to resign  

who was so liberal but he decided to  resign under giving obama an extra spinner  

that's how bad of a job that he did but on that  note if you just tuned in sorry rob well i was  

just going to say you think about bush though  the second pick was great alito has been awesome  

yes how could you pick two so different  but even in toledo interestingly enough  

did not find anything to question in all the cases  dozens of cases go off the royal supreme court  

about the election not one thing the question  that's very unusual now the whole thing the whole  

thing ben it's it's it it's it's a a line from  good will hunting the suspect they're all suspect  

i gotta tell you you're suspect you're the supreme  court you're suspect um i don't think there's any  

other way of putting it right now we know how  larry clinton thinks about the supreme court  

um he wrote a book about it called [ __ ]  and on that note if you just tuned in you  

are listening to the world according to ben  stein um we do appreciate the comment sections  

you don't always have to agree with us you don't  always have to like us but that's the whole point  

of a show like this is that we all have differing  opinions sometimes and we do believe in discourse  

whether you agree or don't you're all welcome  to the party and that's what makes it fun sorry  

where are you already again party heart gop um  gop in the house yo mitch mcconnell represent um  

i don't know what i'm saying but um it is saturday  night and we are going to play trivial band  

um that's where everybody gets a chance to uh  be rob kendall and ask ben anything they want  

um about his life about uh about who just anything  so rob as you always have a million questions  

to ask ben i go to you first ben last week you  were kind enough to tell us your amazing elvis  

at the white house story which was totally  awesome great i'm curious of all the people  

you met at the white house who were you most  in all of who were you most excited to meet  

nixon by far i mean nixon i think was the  greatest president of the 20th century and uh  

i i was in awe of him every time i saw him and i  only saw him a few times to have a conversation  

with him at the white house very few times but i  saw him i'm happy to say considering more once he  

left office and he he was extremely impressive  intelligent kind-hearted uh good-natured uh  

extremely compassionate um and as a jew i would  say despite the fact that there are so many jews  

who hated him incredibly incredibly kind-hearted  about israel about the jewish people generally  

i've never seen anything like him any  time anyone involved i mean the fact to me  

to me the fact that the entire jewish  people in america did not support  

nixon is just incomprehensible i don't understand  he inspired me and moved me very deeply  

the day he resigned and you can see this if  you put it up on youtube uh you can see me at  

the very much younger me standing quite close  to him crying and chewing gum at the same time  

um and uh i really hardly ever shed so many tears  in my life and nixon left office what about you  

gary what do you got for ben at what point did  you realize you were a celebrity oh good question

uh i don't know i i don't know i have a very  small-scale celebrity but thank you very much i i  

don't know i i i don't know i don't know that's a  good question a very good question i i don't know  

the answer but it's a very good question i think  it's i wish i could say it's when uh i started  

people started giving me free meals to really  nice restaurants but that hasn't happened yet

you're not you're more than a celebrity you're  an icon ben you know that you're iconic class  

and um there's you're bigger than celebrity um

rob you're up next ben i'm curious if you could  tell us maybe about a couple of your interactions  

with president reagan i'm sure you had some and  i only had a couple of them one the best one was  

really good was when mr reagan and i both spoke  the bel air republican women's club and we had  

the uh event at the uh of that kind of very  nice country club in uh pacific palisades of  

which i used to be part of the owner of the club  i can't remember his name anyway um and i uh and  

i gave a speech and he gave a speech and he came  up with answers and said you're really good with  

your speaking did you write that speech yourself  and i said yes i am a speechwriter would you like  

to work on my campaign this is a 1980 campaign  i said no i'm already committed to working for  

mr bush as a longtime family friend and i said  he said well can i use your phrase are you better  

off now than you were four years ago and i said  well of course you can so that was that and then  

another time wait wait that wait well that was  you yes that was my phrase and then another time  

was when we had a dinner of some conservative  group in washington but i don't remember what  

it was we had a some conservative group and  he was there and incredibly he remembered the  

event uh at the uh when he had asked me to come  working my on his campaign and i had turned him  

down and he said are you sorry you turned me down  i said very much so that's a great that was that's  

amazing it's just it's the genius gump um ben  stein won the presidency for reagan uh he's now  

ben stein could have won the presidency for a  lot of people um somebody asked i mean i know  

the answer to this but was jimmy carter really  that bad president or bad luck well he was a  

there used to be a magazine called penthouse and  it was in competition with playboy but had more  

scary pictures but also had very good articles  and i your humble servant wrote articles for them  

and i never wrote any sex articles i don't know  enough about sex to write in sex articles but i  

wrote an article with them called during the uh uh  76 campaign which was called if you like richard  

nixon you'll love jimmy carter and i went through  his resume and documented why after lie after lie  

or he had told he was never being a farmer  he was never a nuclear engineer he never did  

he did almost nothing the acclaim he had done  he just made up his whole resume his whole life  

and uh that was terribly  contemptuous of the american voter  

and uh when he was talking about the uh about  israel they always spoke in terms of grade 210  

and uh at some point was one of his aides during  the campaign said well the jews are not going to  

like this and he said i don't care what the jews  think i only care about what the christians think  

and that's fine he's allowed to do that but it's  kind of wrong okay that's ben somebody asked  

how ask asked how did you always learn to say  something nice before you disagree with somebody  

i learned that from um i don't know  where i learned that but god bless you i  

i don't know i don't know but i wasn't me asking  that somebody in the uh in the chat that was uh  

that that asked that correct  that that asked that question

god bless you whoever that is man adam  

we're having some technical difficulties  tonight we apologize ben's audio's

do you have any odd hobbies that we don't know  about i am not allowed to talk about them on  

the air i do not want to get taken off the air  but the main thing i like to do late at night  

is just lie in bed and watch documentaries about  world war one in world war ii while holding my  

wife's hand and then fall asleep while holding  my wi-fi and that's uh that's exciting work eat  

drive around i have many many houses uh driving  from one house to the other is a pretty much  

a full-time job i'm sure you've got to uh not  have that many houses don't have the strength  

of either capital or or physical strength  to take care of too many houses but in the  

meantime i just wander around like the wandering  jew uh from house to house and that's a hobby  

do you still get royalties no it's been a  long time since i've gotten anywhere else

from some of the books like how to ruin your  life um bunkhouse logic uh some of the uh  

the capitalist code the capitalist is a book your  humble servant wong that's a brilliant book warren  

buffett i shouted to warren butler he said there's  not one word in this book with which i disagree so  

i was very very proud of that and uh yes  i still will still probably die broke  

under a homeless tent but uh but i did have some  good ideas dude i i have to get this in because  

i had several people ask me to ask ben if that's  okay about this okay or ask whatever you want you  

met carmen electra right yeah i had her on my show  that's what it turned ben stein on right did she  

there are so [ __ ] turns dying on you  but rob your question there are so many um  

incredibly good there are so many uh people  who want to know about what it was like to  

interview carmen electra she was great and she  was very beautiful and very friendly and nice and  

that's one of the great things about living in  hollywood is there a lot of beautiful women and  

the girls and uh i like that a lot really really  long really really really who actually was your  

favorite interview because you got to interview  charlie sheen henry rollins you got to interview  

a diverse group of uh pretty damn cool people  as you say i'll be charlie because he and i have  

many of the same interests rollerblading cocaine  hookers yeah typical stuff you're you're you're  

you're you're both choir boys yes uh you you  you you and charlie sheen have a lot in common  

ben had said one time to me i got to say  this he's he was rough wait have we lost  

a connection charlie sheen you know a charlie  sheen quote and i had said i think it's still  

too early to be quoting charlie sheen um guides  to how to live life um gary you got any more rob

go ahead gary gary i have a question gary what  are we looking out on over your shoulder there  

the forest oh but there's not a big body of water  there there is uh but i don't think you can see  

it from the it's over here you can't you can't see  it behind me that's a doubt your left what is that  

is that uh that's a deck yeah that's my deck  i mean it's my my edgeless pool my you know  

infinity pool that i have upstairs outside  by mansion so ben last question evening  

who would you like to meet like what would  you like to meet um that is a good question

you know what she's probably on that app um uh  what's it called cameo she's probably on cameo  

if people are familiar if people you she probably  isn't cameo and if people aren't familiar with she  

was the best she's the best actress i have ever  seen in any movie and i she's from malibu and  

when she was a young high school girl i used to  see her online ahead of me at howe's market and i  

remember thinking wow what a beautiful young woman  and she became a big star in one movie but it was  

the ultimate movie and she was so good and it was  unbelievable and uh unfortunately after that she'd  

blocked some lots of movies she was certainly  not a has been but nothing compared with lolita  

she was the ultimate woman i most people wouldn't  be able to most people wouldn't be able to say who  

dominique swain was but i love your commitment to  her version of lolita the first one was good too  

but truly and played in that but this  dominic's way was so good it was unbelievable

um uh gary somebody wants to know  but i don't want to comment then well  

somebody wants to know what beer you drink gary  what beer yeah any free beer that someone gives me  

yeah um and on that note that was a great answer  but gary is uh is is not picky about his beer  

uh rob i i i love that uh your fans have uh  questions for ben and your father and everybody uh  

and i want to thank everybody for all the  questions um uh it's uh really fun reading this  

it's nice to see this stuff sorry if we've had  some audio issues tonight we will be working on  

those in the future we'll be working on a lot  of things we have a website that we're in the  

process of building so stay with us we'll stay  with you you can find ben stein and ben stein at  

ben stein ben's design.substance.com you can find  them of course at spectator.org you can find them  

occasionally um uh newsmax great article that's  coming out or is out about bitcoin uh you could  

find and now you can find them on cameo you can  find rob um and people have asked where's mock um  

um and uh from the mock and rob show and she's  always welcome to come rob uh don't feel like  

if you invite you could you could both be on  at the same time she won't steal your thunder  

mock and rob are both welcome here anytime  she's she's a she is my hot older co-host  

but she goes to bed at like 8 30. so but she said  she's willing to stay up until 10 for ben well  

apparently not um that's i mean like everybody's  willing to do something it's it's you know do it  

right they right it's the doing it part it's that  it's like that seinfeld episode you know you could  

when he reserved the car and they didn't have  it and he's like so you could take a reservation  

but you're not fulfilling the reservation so  rob get mock on i'm interested how do we and  

how do people find your show weekdays nine until  noon the mock and rob show 93.1 wivc bam wibc.com  

i you know can you please let me do  that one i want to do one promise

yeah like could we do it right now wrong yeah  do it okay so it's not remember so it's 931  

wibc bam the future of conservative talk radios  does everybody have it yes everybody do you got  

gary you ready yeah you didn't do it gary you're  ready um what are we doing we're all gonna say  

931 wibc bam the future of conservative  talk radio i'm not remembering that okay  

all right it's chase on that note pull up  all my money don't try to save rj go go  

have a ball cause saturday night maybe  i'll have it all i'm gonna rip it up  

i want to rock it up i'm going to rip  it up and ball tonight oh baby how

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